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[Aug. 3rd, 2006|08:19 pm] |
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GIVE ME COMMENTSSS
PLEEEEASE |
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[Jul. 21st, 2006|01:25 am] |
i am updating
to make stephy happy
are you you happy stephy?
good
i love you
-sammi |
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[Jul. 13th, 2006|10:03 pm] |
i havent updated my journal for like ever
so i figured that i would make a pathetic entry just for the hell of it
-comments are love ((((hint hint))))
loves ya all
-sammi |
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[Nov. 27th, 2005|05:05 pm] |
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gosh...i hate crushes... |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2005|08:19 pm] |
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.............PEOPLE I JUST GOT A NEW HAMSTER,WHAT SHOULD I NAME HER................. |
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[Oct. 24th, 2005|04:02 pm] |
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FREE COOKIES
bleh...i am bored...
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[Oct. 11th, 2005|07:11 pm] |
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i swear man, this kid keeps calling me barbie and he thinks im insulted by it.shit i wish i was barbie.that bitch has everythang |
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[Oct. 10th, 2005|03:24 pm] |
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
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Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2005|03:36 pm] |
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......so i just put a bunch of make up on my nephew
theres nothing like seeing a 3 year old tricked out like a fag..lol..
he is so god damn evil....i love it....
I WANT WILL SO FUCKING BAD |
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[Sep. 26th, 2005|10:29 pm] |
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hey man how do you do an lj cut |
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[Sep. 23rd, 2005|10:48 pm] |
my fucking computer has gone mad.eveything is in like ultra huge print and i cant make it go away.
i will not be attending anamania cuz the momma'z being a biatch.
um.......
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im bored |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2005|08:21 pm] |
MOTHER FUCKERS.....
.....i dont no what to post so.....
MOST GUYS ARE ASSHOLES...see i said most not all.there is the ocasional guy who really is a nice and good person,but you dont get to many of them.i thought this dude was a nice guy but i guess hez just an asshole to...ya no what....
.......................FUCK 'EM AL.........WE SHOULD ALL GO LEZ..... |
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[Sep. 19th, 2005|09:21 pm] |
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arent the 'good things in life come to those who wait' just the left overs from those who got there first??? |
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| ICP~Fuck Off |
[Sep. 17th, 2005|06:23 pm] |
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[Samples]
"Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-Bitch."
"Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-Bitch."
"Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-Bitch."
"Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-B-B-B-Bitch. Bitch-B-Bitch."
[2 Dope (Samples) {Violent J}]
Well, it's on. It's on like neden hoe fuck
I'm 2 Dope and I'm fuckin' drunk
Walked in the joint with my nuts hangin' out my drawers
Yo, SUCK MY BALLS!
All I wanna do is choke a bitch
Roll up a jimmy and smoke the bitch
I dropped outta school and I quit my job
All I wanna be is a fat, fuckin' slob
'cause I don't care about none of y'all bitches!
Shut the fuck up and drop ya britches ("B-Bitch.")
'cause I'm cloggin' a bank! {"A bank!"}
So I don't give a fuck about what none of y'all thank
When I do a show, I wreck the place
I run around the stage kickin' bitches in the face
'cause I ain't nothin' soft,
so you and your boys can straight FUCK OFF!!!
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
You can suck my nutsac, yo
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
You can shake, you're dime-stank though
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
You can kiss my ass, ya punk bitch!
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
Yo, fuck you and ya Momma ain't shit!
[Phone Ringing]
[Pizza Guy - Violent J]
"Uh, Pizza Boy Pizza."
"I want a large, extra cheese pizza."
"Pick-up or delivery."
"Delivery!"
"Okay, your address?"
"Yeah, it's near the high school. 232 FUCK OFF!!"
[2 Dope (Violent J) {Samples}]
When I was eight, I was on crack
I had Ms. Pella trained on the back
Fuckin' after school every day
I turned that old bitch's neden hairs gray ("He-he-he.")
'cause the Dope is all that!
My Mother's a witch and my Daddy's a hunchback
and nobody could fuck wit' me
I used to drive a hearse to school, G,
with a stiff hangin' out the back
Bitch, you wouldn't know shit about that!
But there's one thing that I hate
It's always been hard for me to find a date ("AHHHHH!") {"B-Bitch."}
'cause I show up nice and neat
AND THEN STRANGLE 'EM IN THE BACK SEAT! ("He-he-he!")
'Cause if you know, the Shaggs ain't soft
If you don't like it you can FUCK OFF!!!
[Violent J]
"What's up? Violent J, the Southwest Juggala.
You-know-what-I'm-sayin'? I walk into a bitch's house,
walk up to they Mom, grab 'em by the face and say 'Fuck off!'"
[2 Dope]
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
You and your Momma can suck my dick!
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
You can shake your bitch-ass quick
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
I could give a fuck less, G
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
'Cause you ain't worth shit to me!
[Violent J - 2 Dope (Samples)]
Violent J, the mothafuckin', blood-suckin' vampire
Please stomp on my head 'cause it's on fire!
I got another funky rhyme so let me kick it
NAH! FUCK OFF, BITCH! THIS IS MY RECORD! ("B-Bitch.")
[2 Dope (Violent J) {Samples}]
I walk up like a mental case
and start throwin' left hooks at ya face
I won't mix no rap with rock-n-roll
like somebody else I know. {"B-Bitch."}
Bitch boy, you can suck my sack
and after that you can kiss my asscrack
And freaks, you ain't all that
Titties ain't shit but sacs are fat! ("Bitch!")
'Cause if you really wanna know what I think,
I think your neden stank like a fish tank
So in the early cracks of dawn,
take your two fat sacks of shit and get the fuck on!
("He-he, he-HE-he-he!")
Best leave me a dollar for Faygo, bitch,
or I'ma have to bust you in your fuckin' lips! ("Ha-ha-ha!")
Next time you think I'm soft,
I hope you remember to FUCK OFF!!!
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
All you bitches hate me anyways..
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
... so you can suck my nuts all day!
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
You can lick my nutsac, Tiffy!
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
Yo, you can suck my fuckin' dick!
[Sample]
"I'll say one thing, baby.
When Carol said you were a cooky nympho cunt,
she sure as hell wasn't kidding.
Well, that's it 'til next time, bitch!"
[2 Dope {Violent J}]
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU! ("FUCK OFF, BITCH!")
{"Ya-know what I'm sayin'?"}
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
{"I-C-P's in tha mothafuckin' neck town!"}
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU! ("YOU CAN SUCK MY ASS!")
{"Ha-ha-ha!"}
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
{"Peace to Atlanta, you-know-what-I'm-sayin'?"}
{"Blitz in the mothafuckin' house!"} ("YEAH, MOTHAFUCKA!")
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
{"Atlanta, GA, you-know-what-I'm-sayin'? Toledo!"}
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
("WOOO-HOOO!")
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
{"Mothafuckin' Lexington."} ("YEAH! FUCK OFF!")
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
{"Mothafuckin'... you-know-what-I'm sayin'?"}
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
{"Mo'fuckin', uh... you-know-what-I'm sayin'?"}
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
("FUCK OFF!") {"Fuck off, man!"}
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
FUUUUUUCCCCKKK OFFFFFFFFF!
Fuck off!
{"Bring it on, bitch!"} |
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| nice boys dont always finish last |
[Sep. 13th, 2005|04:12 pm] |
-To every guy that says I love you.
-To every guy that opens doors.
-To every guy that walks on the outside of a sidewalk so he can be the first to get hit by a car that careens off the road and push her out of the way.
-To every guy that cooks dinner for her.
-To every guy that said, "Sex can wait."
-To every guy that said, "You're beautiful."
-To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
-To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick (And even a stuffed animal perhaps).
-To every guy who has given her flowers just because she is feeling a bit depressed.
-To every guy that said he would die for her.
-To every guy that really would.
-To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
-To every guy that treated her like a princess.
-To every guy that cried in front of her.
-To every guy that she cried in fornt of.
-To every guy that holds hands with her.
-To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
-To every guy that hugs her when shes sad.
-To every guy who would give their jacket up.
-To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
- to every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes.
-To every guy that would give his seat up.
-To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
-To every guy that will just sleep (no sex) with her.
-To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what (even if she got fat).
-To every guy who told his secrets to her.
-To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breathe.
-To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
-To every guy that believed in her dreams.
-To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
-To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
-To every guy that wasnt just trying to get laid.
-To every guy that actually listened.
---*To every guy that gave his heart only to have it shoved back in his face.
This one is for you.
-----If you are a nice guy repost this: Title; "I am this guy"-------
-----If you are chick that thinks she wants a nice guy (but in fact sub consiously weeds the nice guys out for bad ones) repost this, and title it, "I'm a dirty skank who doesnt deserve the company of a proper gentleman"--------
-----If you are a girl that wants aguy (and actually does want) a guy that would do these things repost with the title, "Nice Boys don't always finish last"------- |
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